At a diner in center city Philadelphia, the Midtown III Diner and Cocktail Lounge, a friend of mine was recently seated for an after-hours snack. As he picked up the menu, the waitress told him gruffly, “No vegetables after midnight.”
I wonder if that includes french fries and ketchup, or if he was forced to choke down a plate of bacon and liverwurst.
... but enough about me 
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