My better half is watching Misery on Lifetime-Television-For-Women right now, and I just overheard:
He didn’t get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!
God, I love Kathy Bates. As if blithely bearing her tits in all their overweight, middle-aged glory in About Schmidt wasn’t enough to earn my respect, she also plays one of the best secondary characters on TV in Six Feet Under (as well as directing a few of the episodes).
And, of course, who could forget good old psychopathic Annie Wilkes from Misery?
You! You dirty bird! How could you?
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Misery is alive. Misery is alive! Oh, this whole house is going to be full of romance. Oooh, I am going to put on my Liberace records!
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At the feedstore do I say, “Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in’ pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn”? At the bank do I say, “Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!”
... but enough about me 
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