Here’s another cop-out embedded-video post. But it is hilarious.
It’s a retelling of the original three Star Wars movies by someone who has never seen any of them in their entirety. This woman has only a very shady passing knowledge of story. She gets some details right on, but she is way off in some other areas.
These movies are part of the Fabric of American Identity, or whatever. Everybody knows something about Star Wars.
I want to go to the bar planet!
I often wonder what sort of empty lives are lived by people who never saw Star Wars. It must be like a form of torture. Someone ought to tell Eric Holder about it.
... but enough about me 